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Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about you and your low level AI response system

My conversation with an attention deficit grammatically challenged sex bot…

Why do you go to the gym if you’re a sex bot???

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katymummx713 :

did you msg me?

Me:no

katymummx713 :hello have we chatted before?

Me:no

katymummx713 :duhhr i msged u on the site right

Me:just now

katymummx713 :im sorry but how old r u again ?

Me:26

you?

katymummx713 :I’m 21 female

Me:what year were you born?

katymummx713 :sorry if I’m slow typing..just came back from gymm

Me:were you lifting with your fingers?

katymummx713 :mhhm finger it lolz

Me:finger what? that’s off topic

katymummx713 :mhhm finger it lolz

Me:what’s your name?

katymummx713 :Jenny

Me:but your sn is katy

katymummx713 :so whats the deal today any plans ?

Me:do you have add?

katymummx713 :Holdon gotta change of clothes… wanna see ?

Me:your clothes? are they cool?

katymummx713 :I want to show on cam but do you have one ?

Me:i have a dial up

katymummx713 :k well u sound cute so im going to show you.. just go here u go http://twurl.nl/xes74r got it?

Me:adderal would help you… it’s like you don’t pay attention to anything i say

katymummx713 :lol, read the fine print on that page babe..it says session is only $0.00 if a premium member invites you…I’ve been a premium member there for a long time. Trust me I know how the site works I’m a webcam freaklol..

Me:is it worth it?

katymummx713 :make sure you accept my cam chat invite on the left hand side, it expires in 10 mins, click it k?

Me:i mean i have a mirror here for free, is it gonna beat that?

katymummx713 :

Me:i hate you

katymummx713 :ok, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

Me:you’re the evolution of the telemartketer…

katymummx713 :let me know whne u done or if u need help ill be getting lubbed and ready

Me:what are you a car engine?

katymummx713 :brb 1sec gotta restart cam u commin?

Me:your spelling is atrocious

katymummx713 :Credit card, debit card, or atm is just to verify your age hun. I had to do the same thing babe… cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know? 

Me:pretty sure you ‘can’ but also pretty sure you ‘should’ not. you’d think bots would have good grammar…

katymummx713 :uggh no i’m not are u???? lolz

Me:certain things in the conversation make me believe you’re from Texas

katymummx713 :k ur good let me know when ur in babe

Me:you’re ignoring me aren’t you

bitch

katymummx713 :u in?

i like it when you talk dirty to me 

Me:oh my god… you need help

katymummx713 :k

Me:well… at least you can admit it, i hear that’s the first step

katymummx713 :k

Me:your’e not listening anymore are you?

katymummx713 :whats takin u soo loong babe im burning in here atleast answer …..

Me:i’ve not stopped answering

you started ignoring me… like a politician after the ballots are counted

hello?

sex bot?

damn… what was your name again?

Jenny?

jenny?

are you thhre

look…

i misspelled a word!

i’m also adorably human

hello

if you’re real let me kkow

i was just about to go to click your link

i’m a rich china man

me love you long time

???

:'(

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