living covertly in Japan

My conversation with an attention deficit grammatically challenged sex bot…

Why do you go to the gym if you’re a sex bot???

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katymummx713 :

did you msg me?

Me:no

katymummx713 :hello have we chatted before?

Me:no

katymummx713 :duhhr i msged u on the site right

Me:just now

katymummx713 :im sorry but how old r u again ?

Me:26

you?

katymummx713 :I’m 21 female

Me:what year were you born?

katymummx713 :sorry if I’m slow typing..just came back from gymm

Me:were you lifting with your fingers?

katymummx713 :mhhm finger it lolz

Me:finger what? that’s off topic

katymummx713 :mhhm finger it lolz

Me:what’s your name?

katymummx713 :Jenny

Me:but your sn is katy

katymummx713 :so whats the deal today any plans ?

Me:do you have add?

katymummx713 :Holdon gotta change of clothes… wanna see ?

Me:your clothes? are they cool?

katymummx713 :I want to show on cam but do you have one ?

Me:i have a dial up

katymummx713 :k well u sound cute so im going to show you.. just go here u go http://twurl.nl/xes74r got it?

Me:adderal would help you… it’s like you don’t pay attention to anything i say

katymummx713 :lol, read the fine print on that page babe..it says session is only $0.00 if a premium member invites you…I’ve been a premium member there for a long time. Trust me I know how the site works I’m a webcam freaklol..

Me:is it worth it?

katymummx713 :make sure you accept my cam chat invite on the left hand side, it expires in 10 mins, click it k?

Me:i mean i have a mirror here for free, is it gonna beat that?

katymummx713 :

Me:i hate you

katymummx713 :ok, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

Me:you’re the evolution of the telemartketer…

katymummx713 :let me know whne u done or if u need help ill be getting lubbed and ready

Me:what are you a car engine?

katymummx713 :brb 1sec gotta restart cam u commin?

Me:your spelling is atrocious

katymummx713 :Credit card, debit card, or atm is just to verify your age hun. I had to do the same thing babe… cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know? 

Me:pretty sure you ‘can’ but also pretty sure you ‘should’ not. you’d think bots would have good grammar…

katymummx713 :uggh no i’m not are u???? lolz

Me:certain things in the conversation make me believe you’re from Texas

katymummx713 :k ur good let me know when ur in babe

Me:you’re ignoring me aren’t you

bitch

katymummx713 :u in?

i like it when you talk dirty to me 

Me:oh my god… you need help

katymummx713 :k

Me:well… at least you can admit it, i hear that’s the first step

katymummx713 :k

Me:your’e not listening anymore are you?

katymummx713 :whats takin u soo loong babe im burning in here atleast answer …..

Me:i’ve not stopped answering

you started ignoring me… like a politician after the ballots are counted

hello?

sex bot?

damn… what was your name again?

Jenny?

jenny?

are you thhre

look…

i misspelled a word!

i’m also adorably human

hello

if you’re real let me kkow

i was just about to go to click your link

i’m a rich china man

me love you long time

???

😥

Comments on: "Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about you and your low level AI response system" (4)

  1. I LOL long time…

  2. I remember the good old days when, if you wanted porn, you would go seek it out. Now they come to you and pretend that they want to start a relationship. Creepy.

    • hysteriasiberiana said:

      All my friends have long since left Yahoo messenger and MSN messenger… all that remain are the sex bots…

  3. […] isn’t the first conversation I’ve had with […]

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